What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

You're home from work? Get your dick out quick, I want to suck it

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

I wanted to jerk off and she found out, so at least she offered to fuck me

Fuck, you're so fucking sweaty, I was afraid I was gonna cum in you!

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

I'll tell my brother it's for a guy, get him excited and fuck me